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Pocket Hottie Looking For Big Sexy Cop
Age 42 From Laurel, Delaware -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name | Jesse |
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I Can Speak | English, Tagalog, Finnish |
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I Would Describe Myself As | There is never a dull moment with me if you are my partner you will never be bored or even very calm probably I am a lot of fun, and I am very smart I have a 156 IQ so you'd better be able to keep up with me I enjoy assisting law enforcement and also interior design I like to make my mark on a home and I would like to find my real actual soulmate to share that home with and to give my proposing ring to because I have been hurt real bad in the past when I thought I found my eternal flame because I just give and give and other people take from me and I never do anything wrong so it's really unfair and I hope that you will be fair to me when we fall in love because I am a good man and I like to look at the internet but not in a weird way I think being a criminal is the most bad thing someone could be and I'd be really ashamed if I were ever in trouble with the law and that is why I love police officers a lot also the cars are cool and I don't have a car but I will probably soon so I need rides places, too and like on my schedule because I am a very important man that people are watching because I'm so important. |
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Sign | Sagittarius |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 4' 9 (1.45 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Green |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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Body Art | Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Dark Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Dog, Horse |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Unemployed |
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My Speciality Is | Food / Catering |
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My Job Title Is | Chef |
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I Make This Much In A Year | Less Than $14,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - But Non Tobacco |
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I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Nerd |
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My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Going to the bar at Applebee's and then stopping lots of crime on the way home and helping passers-by in need and definitely not breaking a window but probably riding a few shopping carts until we got boo-boo's. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Filling out forms all by myself - maybe you can teach me! |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Perfect, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
My Religion Is | LDS |
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I Attend Services | Every Day |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | to fulfill the destiny laid out before me and destroy the simulation in order to stop the coming one world government and keep men being men. |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Friendly, I Never Laugh |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | I Wish I Had A Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Romance, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Country, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Gospel |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Anthology, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Political, Science, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Romance |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | I have fun doing lots of things it is hard to pick just one like I have fun all the time and I also do 500 push ups a day and that is also fun I think fun can come in so many forms like deep fried twinkies so do not worry I am a really fun guy borderline too fun! |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness |
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What Do You Look For? | I want a life partner who will let me be their provider and stay home with the kids as it should be and they should always take care of me first because I am the provider and I work nonstop always forever so that is what I deserve anyways and nobody knows what I've done for myself so they can't tell me anything |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Date, Intimate, Committed |