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jessetheprophet Profile Information

Pocket Hottie Looking For Big Sexy Cop
Age 42 From Laurel, Delaware - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Jesse
I Can Speak  
English, Tagalog, Finnish
I Would Describe Myself As  
There is never a dull moment with me if you are my partner you will never be bored or even very calm probably I am a lot of fun, and I am very smart I have a 156 IQ so you'd better be able to keep up with me I enjoy assisting law enforcement and also interior design I like to make my mark on a home and I would like to find my real actual soulmate to share that home with and to give my proposing ring to because I have been hurt real bad in the past when I thought I found my eternal flame because I just give and give and other people take from me and I never do anything wrong so it's really unfair and I hope that you will be fair to me when we fall in love because I am a good man and I like to look at the internet but not in a weird way I think being a criminal is the most bad thing someone could be and I'd be really ashamed if I were ever in trouble with the law and that is why I love police officers a lot also the cars are cool and I don't have a car but I will probably soon so I need rides places, too and like on my schedule because I am a very important man that people are watching because I'm so important.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
4' 9 (1.45 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Belly Button
Body Art  
Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Horse
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Chef
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Dancing, Theater, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going to the bar at Applebee's and then stopping lots of crime on the way home and helping passers-by in need and definitely not breaking a window but probably riding a few shopping carts until we got boo-boo's.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Filling out forms all by myself - maybe you can teach me!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Perfect, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
LDS
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to fulfill the destiny laid out before me and destroy the simulation in order to stop the coming one world government and keep men being men.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Romance, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Political, Science, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Romance
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I have fun doing lots of things it is hard to pick just one like I have fun all the time and I also do 500 push ups a day and that is also fun I think fun can come in so many forms like deep fried twinkies so do not worry I am a really fun guy borderline too fun!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
I want a life partner who will let me be their provider and stay home with the kids as it should be and they should always take care of me first because I am the provider and I work nonstop always forever so that is what I deserve anyways and nobody knows what I've done for myself so they can't tell me anything
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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