I really do love to laugh. I cannot remember the last time that I laughed so hard that I was in tears. I MISS it. I moved to Brentwood in June and am so busy with work and wanting to hang out with my two babes that I havent made any friends really.



Who I am in a nutshell?

I am recently separated and really am not sure how to navigate this life on my own. My kids dad and I were married for 10 years and are still the best of friends, it just didnt work out. So, that being said, I WONT tolerate "ex" drama at all, ever. I refuse to have my kids go through that with someone else when their dad and I dont do that. If youre cool with that, then Im cool with you. I have a nine year old girl, and a five year old boy, they are my number ones, period, as it should be. Most wonderful people in my world, hands down.

As far as I go I really do have a great sense of humor, within my family, Im hands down the comedian, I suppose thats why I want someone else to make me laugh. I work a lot, and I work hard, my job is emotionally exhausting, I work with children all day everyday in a dental office. I am damn good at what I do, but I honestly feel like a learn something new every single day with these kids.



What I want:At this point, I want to get out of my house on my days/nights off that Im not with my children and go DO something. I am so ready to make new friends and figure out what I want with the rest of my life.



Whats sexy in a man to me is a strong beefy man, I want a man that can pull me into him so hard and kiss me so sweetly that I cant feel my legs. With tender eyes and a smile that makes me melt. Just the thought is almost enough, wow.



What I DONT want:

I literally despise a man that treats a woman like a possesion. If you are a**** ***hole, Im not your girl. If I choose to actually spend my time with you (away from my children) and you are ogeling other women and not keeping your attention on me, bc I am who you are with, I will be out of there so fast. I think that behavior is extremely disrespectful and I wouldnt do it to you.

Im not really all that worried about how this sounds but....I have never been attracted to or interested in black, asian, or mexican men. Sorry. Just putting it out there so you wont waste your time.



I will say, I do have a thing for COPS...I love them, a man in uniform, yes please. Youre a shoe in for sure.



First Date

Im honestly sort of open on this one....in truth, I just went on my first "date" since my separation and it was a DISASTER, this guy was an absolute tool and was so rude to me. I "went to the ladies room" and never came back...like I said, I dont put up with that at all.



I would really love if you would make me not want the date to ever end, yes, consider yourself challenged. ;)

Pisces

Thick

5' 5 (1.65 m)

Green

Caucasian

Yes - At Home

Eyes

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo

Dark Brown

No

Full-time

Medical / Health

With Roomate(s)

All Is Calm

No

Yes - Socially

Class Clown

Outgoing

Cooking, Dining, Family, Internet, Learning, Music

Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things

Oh Gosh, I guess there are a million things that I have wanted to try...in the space Im in right now in my life, Im sort of open to anything? I just want to feel "alive" and amazing again. I deserve it and Im ready

A Flirt

Christian

On Holidays

I want to figure out who I actually am you know? I have spent the last 12 years of my life with the same man and also being a Momma, and every thing to everyone *else*. I am extremely loving and generous...I guess sometimes to a fault? So, I guess at the end of it all, my life goal is for my two children to be HAPPY, truly genuinely off the charts happy, and for myself to be happy as well. Thats all we can really ask for, right?

Clever

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs

Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family

Country, Pop

Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Romance, Satire

Out for drinks, low key style. Karaoke, laughing until I cry, snuggling upon the couch and watching somehthing good on TV(I never get to do this), kissing, cooking, trying something that scares me a little, and hmmmm....Im new to this single life so I guess what I define as fun is going to change quite a bit in the next few years...?

Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What I really need in a man? Well, Im a woman, So, that being said...I can get emotional and silly on occasion, I want a man that isnt going to pick fights and be dramatic (like a girl) with me. There is only room for ONE woman the relationship lol. I need a man that is well groomed and smells delicious, that has a clean mouth and healthy teeth ( a MUST, Im a dental assistant). A man that isnt afraid to be sweet and endearing and act like his TRUE self, not some pumped up egotistical dude. I want tenderness and silliness as well. (You know you are)

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